Him (staring at the water cooler in the kitchen) "We are out of water. I need to go get more"
Me: "Nah. I can just use the tea kettle tomorrow, no biggie. No need to go out to get water"
Him: " But I can also get wine"
Me:" Don't particularly care for wine,really, you can just stay home if you want"
Him: "But wine is a nice benefit of water trip to store"
Me : " Meh. Really no need"
Him :"I will go get water"
Me : " And turn it into wine?"
Him :" Don't think I am THAT good"
Me: " Thank God."
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